Monday, August 28, 2006

Anchorman 2: Enslave Me Sweetly, My Gentleman Lover

My friend Gena Showalter SAYS she's been in Detroit on a book tour, but recent still photos from the pre-production of "Anchorman 2: Enslave Me Sweetly, My Gentleman Lover" tell the real story. If you remember about 6 weeks ago, I revealed certain revealing photos of Gena and Ron Burgandy reading, in BED, her blazing novel, ENSLAVE ME SWEETLY. Now, it appears that Gentleman Lover Pictures has bought the rights to this wonderful book and used it as the basis of Anchorman 2. As part of the deal, Showlater demanded a screen test, and below is one still photo from that test, which by the looks of it went well. Will our talented friend leave the ranks of the published writers for a new career as Anchorman Pin-Up Girl? Only time will tell.

14 comments:

Jill Monroe said...

And look who Gena is right beside. Oh, she says Steve Carrell doesn't do it for her, but look at her face - that's NOT acting!!!

Gena Showalter said...

I tried to keep this news under wraps. Crap! Now the world knows!!! Maybe it's time. I'll give everyone a little hint about the plot. Sex Panther cologne is being stolen and sold on other planets. (I love this photo!)

Kelli McBride said...

What a perfect Alien Huntress plot! Actually, Sex Panther Cologne could be sold and used as a biological weapon, destroying entire ecosystems, wiping out entire populations, and enslaving innocent women everywhere!

This IS a job for an alien huntress.

Sara said...

Where does she find the time?

Kimberly said...

Ha! That Gena is such a multi-tasker.

Vivi Anna said...

OMG, milk just about caem out my nose when I saw that picture...

Damn, Gena looks HAWT!!!

Emma Petersen said...

Bwhahahahaha! Just another reason Gena's one of my heroes. She's multi-talented!

Michele said...

ROTFL! Once again, you show The Secret Life of the Rich and Famous.
Fun!

Kelli McBride said...

I think this obvious moment of abandon may have something to do with SOMEONE recently hitting the big 3-0. ;-) She must have felt like she needed to bag one for each decade with 1 to grow on!

Gena Showalter said...

Someone turned 31, so she felt the need to bag one for each decade, none to grow on LOL But this someone is also not copping to anything over 25. :)

Kelli McBride said...

Ha! Of course, anyone who REALLY knows you, would know that you couldn't have possibly been posing for this willingly. I mean - you're feet are bare! What happened? Did Ron whip out a bottle of Sex Panther and drug you into submission with his animal charisma? Were your pheremones rendered uninhibited by the sensual pleasure of his manly cologne?

Di said...

hehehe Kelli, your pics crack me up...

I'm thinkin' ya need to do one for Donnell.

Di

Heather Harper said...

Ha! I knew the cold was a ruse. ;)

Too funny.

Kelli McBride said...

Di! I have worked my photoshop magic for Donnell - who do you think put that pink bow on her spider?

Other than that, I don't enough dishy stuff on Donnell to truly capture her photoshopping persona.