Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I'm Boobie Battyboob

My sister, Sheri (aka Crusty Frickenfanny), sent me this today. I thought it cute enought to share:

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person who sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person
who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

>>>>a = snickle
>>>>b = doombah
>>>>c = goober
>>>>d = cheesey
>>>>e = crusty
>>>>f = greasy
>>>>g = dumbo
>>>>h = farcus
>>>>i = dorky
>>>>j = doofus
>>>>k = funky
>>>>l = boobie
>>>>m = sleezy
>>>>n = sloopy
>>>>o = fluffy
>>>>p = stinky
>>>>q = slimy
>>>>r = dorfus
>>>>s = snooty
>>>>t = tootsie
>>>>u = dipsy
>>>>v = sneezy
>>>>w = liver
>>>>x = skippy
>>>>y = dinky
>>>>z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>>>>a = dippin
>>>>b = feather
>>>>c = batty
>>>>d = burger
>>>>e = chicken
>>>>f = barffy
>>>>g = lizard
>>>>h = waffle
>>>>i = farkle
>>>>j = monkey
>>>>k = flippin
>>>>l = fricken
>>>>m = bubble
>>>>n = rhino
>>>>o = potty
>>>>p = hamster
>>>>q = buckle
>>>>r = gizzard
>>>>s = lickin
>>>>t = snickle
>>>>u = chuckle
>>>>v = pickle
>>>>w = hubble
>>>>x = dingle
>>>>y = gorilla
>>>>z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>>>>a = butt
>>>>b = boob
>>>>c = face
>>>>d = nose
>>>>e = hump
>>>>f = breath
>>>>g = pants
>>>>h = shorts
>>>>i = lips
>>>>j = honker
>>>>k = head
>>>>l = tush
>>>>m = chunks
>>>>n = dunkin
>>>>o = brains
>>>>p = biscuits
>>>>q = toes
>>>>r = doodle
>>>>s = fanny
>>>>t = sniffer
>>>>u = sprinkles
>>>>v = frack
>>>>w = squirt
>>>>x = humperdinck
>>>>y = hiney
>>>>z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an
average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

13 comments:

Bonnie Ferguson said...

Hehehehe }:) I'm Sloopy Chickendoodle!

Michele said...

OMYGOSH!

How did it KNOW that I'm surrounded by males who think that Potty Talk and Body Humor is the epitome of jokedom???

I AM......

Goober Pottysquirt

Rinda Elliott said...

Sloopy Frickentush

Kristen Painter said...

Dorky Dippinlips checking in.

Bonnie Ferguson said...

By the way Kelli, your blog looks great! You did a wonderful job customizing this :)

Kelli McBride said...

You guys! You all have much better names than I do. I told someone that mine sounded like a porn star with no imagination. ;-)

Bonnie - thanks for the compliment. I'm working on customizing the template for some of my web clients who use Blogger. Plus, I like to change my own stuff periodically. I just changed my web page design as well.

Michele said...

g.
It is SO much fun!!!!

Michele said...

????
My comment got altered???

I initially wrote,

"BTW - I linked to this post on my blog."

It is.....etc.

This Is too good not to pass around.

Kelli McBride said...

Hmmm...I did not alter the post, Michele. Must have been that glitch that posted your poetic 'lost' post after you reposted an alternate form. ;)

Michele said...

Naw, I'll blame it on sunspots and aliens.....
LOL

Robin D Owens said...

Hmmm. I think I ended up with an unfeminine name...LOL...Doombah Hubblehump...

And customizing a blog is fun!

Robin (who learned just enough html to customize hers)...

Kelli McBride said...

Robin! I so love your books!! Your blog looks great - I really like the line up of book covers at the top.

Doombah Hubblehump sounds like the pompous but clueless leader of an earthy band of urchins one might find in the pages of Jonathan Swift.

Robin D Owens said...

Ok, WAY behind here! You're right the name could have come out of Oliver Twist or Jonathan Swift...and thanks for the lovely words about my work.

Robin