Saturday, January 07, 2006

Betty and Nicholas

My dear friend, Betty Sanders, has a secret passion. As I've just been informed by Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe, Betty lusts after Nicholas Cage. Sure enough, after diligent searching through my photo archives, I have uncovered a revealing picture of the two.

Enjoy, Betty. And please, don't thank me. Thank Jill and Gena - they are the two devoted friends who wanted to make this happen for you. I am merely the instrument of their devotion. ;-)


Gena Showalter said...

Ohmygod! That is perfect. I have tears in my eyes right now, that is so perfect. I knew, knew, KNEW Betty loved Nick and was trying to hide it with "hate". I just knew it.

Betty S said...

I've been FRAMED!!!

Give me BRAD! NO. NO, Gena.
You can't have him.

Nick is not my man. He "collected" Lisa Marie Presley, for god sake.

Jeez. Except for only a couple of movies, his acting is even bad.

Betty S.

Blegh! I'm puking her, guys.

Gena, watch your back. Payback is coming, sweetie, and it's going to be bad. Real "bad".

Betty S said...

Kelli's profile states that she has sworn off practical jokes. (No. No. This wasn't absolutely necessary.) She lies!

Friends of Kelli, beware!
She has the power to link you with an impotent nerd in an instant.

Run in fear, people. Run in fear!

Betty S

Kelli McBride said...

Betty, you mean Gena and Jill LIED to me about your love for Nicholas Cage? I am SHOCKED! SURPRISED! DISMAYED! ;-)

Gena Showalter said...

How did we lie? The proof is here, in the pictures! Don't be ashamed to admit your love for Nick, Betty. Embrace it!

Betty S said...

If you will notice the darkness around his head, under his chin. That is really Brad with Nick's head pasted on.

I have taste ladies.

Betty S.

Dana Pollard said...

I took this picture too. The Cage Mask kept falling off, so we had to make the snap quick.

Jill Monroe said...

Uh, how did MY name get into this.

And Betty, you look beautiful with your true love!

Kelli McBride said...

Jill, I figured since you were with Gena when she emailed me, that you were not an innocent in this.

Could I be wrong?! If so, I have a Sonic card you can have - it includes 2 free 44oz drink coupons.

Gena Showalter said...

Never believe Jill's innocent act! Never!

Rinda Elliott said...

I came to help at the call of my friend, Betty. Hahahahah. This picture is hilarious.

Sorry ladies, but Cage is soooo not her type....


Bonnie Ferguson said...

}:) LOL!!!