Sunday, January 01, 2006

I'm a Crabby Bitch

I admit: I love to bitch and vent. It helps me keep my rage in check. ;-) I need to get a hat, though, that warns people when I'm in such a mood. What do you think of this one? Or is it too subtle?

13 comments:

Dana Pollard said...

LMAO!! I love your had you Crabby Bitch! Verra creative!

Kelli McBride said...

Dana, I just emailed you a special picture. ;-)

Jill Monroe said...

You look crabbily awesome!

Kelli McBride said...

Jill, from what I've read, that's a compliment! For you would know. Though I don't believe a word of it. ;-)

Michele said...

Oh that's hysterical, Kelli!!

MY SIL has a plaque that say's
The Crab is IN! And it's a
growl-ley looking crab. In fact, she's known as Chriscrab. Something about being born the month of the crab and embracing her "inner crab". My BIL says she does it TOO well, LOL!

Hat doesn't fit the pic though, you have too nice of a smile and your demeanor is too graceful.
Next time, eat a lemon first!

Rinda Elliott said...

ROFL!!!

Kelli McBride said...

Michele, the smile and pleasant expression are just to lure the fools in who ignore the hat!

Gena Showalter said...

I'd like to now see you in a condom hat, followed by a Brad Pitt hat, followed by a Girl Gone Wild hat. Just to name a few.

Betty S said...

I LOVE the hat.
And the idea of "embracing your inner crab". My husband was born under the same sign.

I guess when I hug on him, I too am embracing his inner crab. tehe!

Betty S

Kelli McBride said...

Genes, I love hats, but I have such awful hat hair that I never wear them. I have sombreros, a gondoliers hat I bought in Venice, wide brim, straw, and of course a lovely assortment of baseball caps (Go Cubs). I even once had a Teutonic Brunhilda hat with a swan perched on top instead of horns. Okay, I made that one for a costume. But it was swell.

Kelli McBride said...

Betty, as a Gemini, I am fortunately able to claim just about every emotion and mood under the sun. I am crab one moment, and water the next. ;-)

Robin Caroll said...

I LOVE it...and uh, can I borrow it??? LOL

Kelli McBride said...

Robin, Everyone can have a crabby bitch hat. Go for it!