This morning, I heard an old 70s song called RING MY BELL. It was irritating when I was a child, and it's still as irritating today. But it did get me thinking: what are some of the more ridiculous, cheesy, sleezy, and funny euphemisms for having sex? Send me your favs - even make some up yourself. How about this: "Hey baby, let's make coneys: you're the bun and I'll stuff you with my sausage."

One of my all-time favorite euphemisms is from the movie, CAVEMAN (Ringo Starr, Shelley Long, Dennis Quaid). The whole movie is done in caveman gibberish, and the caveman lingo for sex is "zug-zug."

So from "riding the love express" to "banging bunnies," let me have 'em!