Thursday, August 11, 2005

TV land's Top 10 Sexiest Male Stars - WRONG!

I watched TV Land's list of the top 10 sexiest male stars on TV last night. I guess this list was generated in part by people voting online. TV Land presented people with a list of 18 names and people could vote, even sending in a name not on the list. Interestingly enough, no name not on the list made it. So the final list, from #1-#10 (though I may have some of the middle names out of order) is:

1. George Clooney - I've never seen what has women so ga-ga about this guy. He's handsome, if you overlook the fact that one eye is lower than the other. But he has never made me swoon or fantasize.

2. Matt LeBlanc - What's so sexy about dumb and good looking? Matthew Perry was sexier because he had such a great, biting wit.

3. John Stamos - Certainly today, John Stamos is hot, but in the 80s and 90s, he had that stupid feathered mullett, and his character on FULL HOUSE was so smarmy and cliched that I'd hardly call him sexy.

4. Ted Danson - another one that I've never really understood the attraction. Again, dumb and handsome does not = sexy to me.

5. Ashton Kutcher - cute, sure, but sexy? I don't think so. Another dumb + handsome pick.

6. Jimmy Smits - I agree that Jimmy is steamy. He's unconventionally handsome, and I was so gladf when Grace hooked up with him in LA Law. I also love him on the WEST WING.

7. Don Johnson - I agree with this pick as well. DJ is steamy and handsome. If you've never seen the TV miniseries, LONG HOT SUMMER, with him in it, you've missed one of the hottest performances. Lord, you need an ice pack.

8. David Cassidy - nostalgia forces me to say yes on this one as well. I adored Keith Partridge. However, reality forces me to admit that I wouldn't find him sexy today except when he's singing, "I think I love you." Still gets me.

9. Taye Diggs - he's okay, but I don't know enough about him to judge one way or the other.

10. Scott Baio - when I was in 8th grade, yes: Scott Baio was hot. But as an adult, I think there are plenty of other men on TV that he can't hold a candle to. Even in his interview for this show, he admitted he didn't know why anyone still knows his name. Ouch!

Overall, then, I think this list sucks. There are so many hot guys that aren't on here, nor did they even make the list of 18 names. So I've decided to do my own list of the sexiest men on TV. I'll try to post at least one a day, keeping my #1 choice for last. Let me know what you think of this list above and my choices.


Rinda Elliott said...


Rinda Elliott said...

Yay!!! I'm on the team! I can post!

That list is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

With mojo in place and working to clear up that jaundice problem, I anxiously wait the new list. I'll let you know if I agree.

Jill Monroe said...

Uhhh, yo usay feathered mullet like it's a bad thing.

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